I Have 99 Problems and Jeremy Lin is 1 of Them… (Pics and Videos)


Jeremy’s Schedule Update (provided by ic): Jeremy will leave for Shanghai on Aug 11 not Aug 10. When heading to southern Guangdong province he will visit the biggest city Guangzou (instead of Shengzhen previously said) and Dongguan (the one for basketball Summer camp). Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzou are top three major cities in China and are all arranged by Geely for VOLVO endorsement.

Jeremy just arrived in Shanghai (pics provided by mlin, video link provided by J):

 

 

The girls chanting “welcome to Shanghai, we love you forever” are definitely Lin Babies!!! This was a much better welcome then what he got in Beijing!

Volvo Endorsement Interview (link provided by ic): http://video.sina.com.cn/p/sports/k/v/2012-08-08/224461832817.html

Beijing Press Conference:

It is too cute how shy he is acting in this video. My favorite part is when the host is asking him to make a funny face and Jeremy tries to do this mean eyebrow face and totally fails at it, LOL! And that dish that Jeremy is talking about…what is that??

His smile is soo contagious…

Warning: The rest of this post is nothing but me spazzing out like a cray cray fangirl. If you don’t want to vomit, then you should probably stop reading. Or…just glimpse the pictures of him really, really fast. :-) Volvo’s Photo/Commercial Shoot (links provided by mlin):

  Now this is just swag…

Look at the birthmark on his arm. Lin Lady, P, pointed out to me that it looks like a heart, and she’s right, it does!

This pics are definitely swoon-worthy!!! If only they would do a backstage/behind the scenes video clip of this photo shoot too so that I could plug in my HDMI cable and watch Jeremy do his posing on my big screen. I would never leave the house!! (I’ve had trouble with some of these pics, so let me know if they don’t show up.)

The leather jacket pics are my favorite!! And the last one with his cut off t-shirt… because I have somehow acquired an arm fetish that I never had, until Jeremy came along. Well I have discovered a lot of things about myself, that I never knew existed until Jeremy came along…like the fact that there is a 17 year old fangirl hidden inside of me. *sigh*

School for underprivileged children (links provided by ic and P):

Look at that flawless neck….I just want to bite him…

Girls of all ages chase him. These are little Lin Ladies in the making. :-)

OMG….*hand over my heart* this sexy grown man is doing “hand and shoulders” with the little kids!!!! Why is this the most precious thing?!

Jeremy is the type of guy that would probably actually keep a hand made gift such as a colored in wind chime made by little kids. That thought makes me love him even more.

OMG!!! I can barely think straight looking at this picture!! I swear I have a new favorite pic of Jeremy every week…but this one, hands down, is my favorite!!!! *squeals* My weakness is sexy men with children. I start thinking babies and what a good father he would be…omg, I can’t take this. I want a daughter in pigtails so that Jeremy can teach her how to dunk in our backyard. Jeremy…. please save me… 

Look at 0:58 when Jeremy starts to play with the girl’s pigtails. Yup…my panties just burned off!!!

And what the hell is this?! The thought of him half naked in a pool of water….is he trying to kill me?! I can’t handle this!!!

Wait a minute…be right back. I have to find a pillow…so I can silently scream my sexual frustrations into it.

(12 minutes later….) Ok…I really don’t feel that much better actually, LOL. The pillow didn’t do much but make me dizzy, because I couldn’t breathe.

Oh and to make my emotions even harder for me to control, Turtlek informed me that “The latest event is another charity event, for children from the 08 Sichuan earthquake, the Dream Rebuilder Fellowship. Either Lin’s publicists are really good at finding these causes or he is just a perfect man. Reminds me that I have to work harder in my own life, haha.”

Really?! Seriously?! He just won’t stop being everyone’s dream guy, will he. He wants to make it even harder for me to get over him and date a “real” guy because obviously he knows that no man in my life could even compare to him.

     

(Pics designed by P.) That face!!! Why does he make me feel so cray cray!! Ok, that’s it!!! I have to go to bed now so I can “sleep” away my emotional attachment to a man that I’ve never met before.

Jeremy, if you are reading this and doubt my desire for you…

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74 Responses to I Have 99 Problems and Jeremy Lin is 1 of Them… (Pics and Videos)

  1. penny says:

    girl, he’s all our problems…dislike over and over again *smh* the food he was talking about is the Peking duck and steam bao (yelp that shit cause it really is delicious, it’s a mini light, fluffy sandwich between a perfectly piece of roasted duck, can’t blame the dude for liking it) and he was saying that he eats it a particular way with different sauces and what not. that cut out shirt pic OMG..where was that?? i haven’t seen it and when i did guess what happened?? yea, you know what happened *grinning*…fucking shit..my life is ruined thank you so much =(

  2. mlin says:

    He is truly a life-ruiner, this guy…smh. :)

  3. We are DOOOOOOMED!!!!!

    Dammit, K. I am at my localization grocer’s fighting and losing hård to keep a straight face.

    *fangirl spazzing out*

  4. Turtlek says:

    Found another video of Jeremy’s arrival this time by a mainland TV station. Some fans responded to what impression he gave them and they said things like low key, humble, down to earth, like what she saw on tv etc. And the male fan even said Jeremy was a ‘very cute young man’ haha! Go male fans!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDepstkxsg

  5. J says:

    I think I just have to say it again, even though the “played with the girl’s pig tails” vid was provided by me and I watched it 3 times before sending it to K. I am watching it for the 10th (?) time? This is so f**king sweet, make me smile so hard, why I feel a little tipsy?
    Jeremy actually noticed the lovely girl’s pig tails at 00:53 and it’s very irresistible that he had to play with it!! LOL I would do the same too

  6. cece says:

    I have 99 problems, and Jeremy Lin is 98 of them. I can’t sleep well cuz of him. I can’t eat well cuz of him. All I googled is Jeremy Lin……..

    • J says:

      I don’t have that many problems… maybe only 10? (LOL)
      But Jeremy is 9 of them? And yes all I googled is Jeremy or him related…!

    • My God, it’s an epidemic!
      *sigh*

    • ksoranna says:

      OMG…LOL at cece!!!! and everyone else…I am soo happy I am not alone!!! This is like a jeremy lin addiction self-help group we have going on here LMAO!

    • Cath says:

      I don’t know how many issues/problems I have but I could tell you this: I work at a lab at night on a 12 hour shift to make sure those DNA sequencers keep cranking’. I have to keep awake and running the google search engine for JLin articles, images & videos keep me company. Is it fair to say (& most likely the only time that I can honestly claim) that Jeremy Lin keeps me up all night? :)

      • ksoranna says:

        LMAO cath!!! omg…I can imagine you finding ways to stay awake and Jeremy Lin is definitely good for that. I should know…I am an insomniac! And Jeremy seems to be staying busy…b/c he’s been busy keeping me up all night too haha!

  7. Turtlek says:

    Something I found on the Chinese forums. This fan made a small booklet about all the good eats to try in Shanghai for Jeremy. The pics look so good! And nice descriptions…. Now I want to try them all when I’m in shanghai next too! Lol
    http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1783665421?pn=1

    • ksoranna says:

      yea i read an article about her gift but I ddn’t see the actual pictures. what a thoughtful gift!!! Lin Ladies are smart, funny, devoted, and now I see, also very creative and thoughtful!!!

      • Turtlek says:

        Yeah so devoted! She even included addresses of the bet restaurants to try those dishes…. Tbh I don’t know if I’d have the patience to do all that! Looks very polished too laminated and all

  8. mlin says:

    just leaving these on here 1 at a time [so I don't get stuck in mod-limbo]:
    http://p.twimg.com/Az6vDTsCUAARbIm.jpg

  9. cavettij says:

    Hi, Hon,
    You are conspicuously absent from the blog time to time which I roughly correlated with the rotation of the 7th Marines back from Afghanistan. I thought you had found a momentary ‘surcease from sorrow’….no? Not much I can do. Can’t rub noses over the internet…
    Central Highlands is different language? I had a shipmate from (Latvia, Estonia?) which had a different language which he had traced geographically across Europe via unique spellings of villages. Might be interesting. Might be appropriate for a student project?
    Money: A friend asked me about a pro football team, I said, “I’m more interested in black on black violence than millionaire on millionaire violence.” I’ve mentioned a series of files I keep in my mind on various subjects. When I see a basketball player making $260 million while libraries are being closed and teachers fired, I file that under: Collapsed Civilization -Failed Strategies.
    All my life women have said to me, “Yes, I know but it’s nice to hear it sometimes.” Soooo, you are doing a really remarkable job here. I’m amazed and occasionally awed and for me,…well you know. I admire you and
    love you, Hon.

    • J says:

      LOL!! “Can’t rub noses over the internet…”
      We love you too Ken!

    • ksoranna says:

      Ken…if only we could rub noses over the internet!! and LOL…no, while some hot marines would have provided a temporary distraction…none have ventured my way :-( actually, no men have ventured my way…but that’s not all together a complaint right now. And yes, the Montagnards speak their own tribal languages (each tribe has its own dialect) and most learn to speak Vietnamese when they attend school and because it’s the national language once you live the villages. I came to the states when I was young so I never had a need to learn Vietnamese…simply speaking my tribal language and English was enough. And yes it is nice to hear that you are still enjoying my blog…and it makes my day that you comment and participate in the discussion!! Believe or not, I have other male followers but I think the Lin Ladies scare them away haha! Love and appreciate you too!!

  10. cavettij says:

    Hon…there is a ‘touching’ component to the ‘Companionship’ part of a relationship that I miss but it’s a tradeoff. I love to touch hands in passing as we walk through the house; come up behind the other person and wrap your arms around them and lay your head against their hair. And yes, huging, cheek to cheek, back up a bit and (yes) rub noses back and forth. But for us, you and I and the Linbabies, that’s almost the end of it. Should a guy ‘venture by’ what’s he going to do? Fix the roof, put in a garden? He can’t help you do anything that you’re doing because he doesn’t understand it. Your life is composed of ‘things’, thoughts, actions that are beyond his ability. There is a richness, a complexity to life when you’re working or thinking at a level commensurate with your ability. We all work on problems we have trouble with but a relationship is doomed from the start if you can’t even explain to him what the hell you’re working on. And here’s a thing that holds this blog in such a special place: Every woman reading this knows what I mean.

    love ya, Hon

  11. cavettij says:

    *hugging……..ohhhhh, crap

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